Oh, of course

"I want to begin today with child pornography, of course."
-conlaw professor

The RAGE

"I don't see any drawing, all I see is this cartoon shit"
-Eric

Night before a final

Connor: next time we get fucked up... im just gonna stare at you...hold a spoon like a mic.. and lay down a mean rap

and bob off beat

No Internet, no game

"If I got transported back to the 80s, I would have NO game."

Oh, Jesuits

"You could do that. And maybe you don't believe that you'll burn in hell forever."
-Contracts professor

I'll give you that one

"Sometimes, I really miss Utah."
-Brett

For eva eva...

Tin Foil: conductor of all time...
-Connor

On Studying

"We've lost and the world wide web has won."

1330, 1391 for example

"You can pretty much do whatever you want to an alien."
-Connor

Po Mo Knock Knock

"Not only not knowing. not even not he."

Yeah we do

"In the course of everyday life, we consent to some touchings."

Law school, in summary

"If you have a choice between killing someone and rendering them a quadriplegic, 100 times out of 100, you should kill them."

What are fake things that don't really matter?

"Asking a former DA about the model penal code is like asking a cashier at the grocery store about imaginary numbers."

a close facsimile

"Whatever, you made Nebraska. I'm adequately impressed"
-Narges

Doesn't seem that dangerous, actually

"If they throw some kind of death ray at you."

Ah the good old days

"When I was a kid we fell off trampolines and we LIKED it."

An Attempt?

"Send a letter to God. Mail it to him. 337 Heaven."

Exactly

"It's like rooting for the Decepticons."

Both are good with cheese

"It's like comparing 2 oclock on a Saturday to an apple"

4.5 years seems most dangerous

"It takes about 5 years to get to a point where you no longer feel like you're committing malpractice on a daily basis."