Haha... "junk"

"Is my e-mail going to your junk?"
-Ben, to the boss

He is a busy guy

Ben: "Colin, Lynn's holding for you."
Colin: "Who's Lynn?"
Ben: "Lynn, your girlfriend."

Not the oddest advice from my mom ever

"Make sure you do fully nude."
-Mom

From the, "I have enough friends" file

and i still have not responded
she'll get the picture

-Jon

Because no one's born like that

"What do you think Sarah Palin was doing when that goat kicked her in the side of her head?"
-Shaiya

Meta e-mail

RE: Piccadilly Inns new property profile form

Colin Murphy
To: 'Mylah Moua'
Cc: 'Zac Dillon'

Email is best

An e-mail from Connecticut

but its fucking freezing out here and i hear CA is having a heat wave. i want to kill myself. hope youre doing well!

-David Garcia

Re: Slumdog Millionaire Soundtrack

On Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 9:27 AM, Andy wrote:

Two counts of awesome. One! Two! Two counts of awesome! Ah, ah, ah!

Coffee makes me a completely different person in the morning.

New band name

"Any Sapporo-driven escapades?"
-Girl on Valencia to her fella

So... you don't want to gather mushrooms?

Andy: "I was like, 'please, let them not be Asian.' And they weren't."

It's all I can think about now

Nick: you know whats scary

try really hard to imagine

a t rex inside your office

or trying to break in

January 2, 8:29 am

Me - "Hey Ben. No more 'Joy to the World'?"
Ben - "We're fucking done with that shit."