Friday, May 29, 2009

What exactly?

"This is what gets us to the sixty nine."
-Marin

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

So wrong

Jonathan Hua: oakland is like my balls
feels good but i need you to move higher

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

It's still not old to me

Shaiya: if you loved me you'd come
that's what she said!

Hating life? Drink more

"Maybe I should start putting kalua in this."
-Macie, first thing in the morning

Friday, May 15, 2009

Jared, you don't mean that

Jared Zack: no but i just want to have sex twice with jon
Shaiya: that's far more likely to happen, too

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Hey, everyone's got a .5

Shaiya: fuck the point fives you racist douches

Thursday, May 7, 2009

She didn't

Me- "Do you remember Punky Brewster?"
Macie & Talia - "YES!"
Dana - "Did she die?!"

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

There's always that

Eric: unless the birth control fails