Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I actually think that would make me pink

Jon: you are like the white and red dude on my shoudlers all at once.
you are orange.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Um?

"I'm a boy and a girl twin."
-Macie

Friday, April 24, 2009

It would be

Shaiya: that would be the most awkward thing ever
a foursome where three people know each other really well and the fourth person is latina

"persons of interest" has a new meaning

Jonathan Hua: NO
you are not whores
you are women of jon hua's interest

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Tours group chat: day 2

Eric: play marry f kill right now
Jonathan Hua: ok
Eric: George Bush, George W Bush, Ronald Regan
Jonathan Hua: martha stewart, rosie o'donnell, or a red velvet cake
Eric: marry Martha, kill Rosie, do red velvet cake
me: Marry Regan, F GB, kill GWB
Jonathan Hua: agreed
me: Marry Martha, F red velvet cake, Kill rosie
Shaiya: marry cake, fuck martha, kill rosie
because then i'd have the cake forever and martha only once
Jonathan Hua: a book shelf, godzilla, oprah

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Illiteracy is so sad

Icant read
What's the opens and clicks?
-Ginny, via email

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

We all do

Oh god I just busted out laughing. That is freaking GREAT.

Also cool, thanks for the hookup. P.S. I hate Fatty. I HATE HIM.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

awesome...

"I'll scalp you, paleface."
-Michael

Monday, April 6, 2009

At the morning meeting

"Everybody tastes different. I've heard, actually, that women taste better."
-Colin