Not even a New Yorker

"I'm out of charm, fuckhead."
-Adam

It kind of is

Shaiya: It took me a while to realize you were talking about the T-Rex

It's amazing that none of us are single

I've found this to be true

me: impress lady friend with geekery

Narges: hahahah

that one was funny

girls like funny

A quote from my magazine

"You have to swallow it because you really don't get the full flavor-spectrum unless you swallow."
-Smart Meetings

Cheese BALLS

"Oh no, I just put the whole thing in my mouth."

Overheard by Macie 2

"We just shove things in our mouths and move on."

Overheard by Macie

"My lips were like, oh my god I'm so moist."
-ZD

I want this to happen

Shaiya: I wish I could take all your gchats and make them into one long monologue

On Tablet Technology

Andy: it is definitely in an unknown area right now

it can become as cool as the segway

or it can become cool

On Gav's future

Narges: my mom said that the Lt gov wakes up every morning, checks to see if the gov is alive, and if so, goes back to bed

me: yeah, it's largely ceremonial

in california at least

Narges: but nice to have on his resume

AND jerry brown might not wake up every day for 4 years

A true Texas saying

"Sometimes the little dogs like to play with the big fish."
-Dana