A chat clip emailed to me

Ann: i love that we have a long email chain about inside jokes

and zac is the kid walking in during the middle of the movie, asking questions

Leslie: hhahhahaaaa

the world does not stop and start at your convenience zac!

oh man. Zac is totally Donny.

Joseph is the Dude

Andy is Walter

How could it not

Joseph Dierking: three invisible dicks also occurred to me.

Dirty Wednesday

"Moist vagina. Hide that in your blog."
-Ben

Just the one time though

Andy: yesss

"omg once i ate a taco there and there was a homeless guy's dick inside"

mission: accomplished

Ohh... work

From: Brenda Elmore [mailto:belmore@smartmeetings.com]
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2010 9:16 AM
To: 'Zac Dillon'
Subject: RE: Leads from Site Solutions Group Eblast

I can’t open any of these…


From: Zac Dillon [mailto:zdillon@smartmeetings.com]
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2010 9:23 AM
To: 'belmore@smartmeetings.com'
Subject: RE: Leads from Site Solutions Group Eblast

Sure you can. I believe in you...
-Zac

It's true

Jessica: so i found the perfect graduation dress, but there's a good chance it's made by chinese slaves

should I get it?

me: there aren't any chinese slaves

they're paid the "market" rate for chinese labor

which, incidentally, is on the rise as the population gets more educated.

Their working conditions are equivalent to the US's in the 19th century

that's why everyone's so appalled at china's working conditions

it makes us embarrassed of our past

so think of it as a vintage dress

Jessica: so arguably, by pouring money into the chinese economy, I'm contributing to its ability to fund education, and thus raising labor standards?

I like this argument

now I just feel bad for the silkworms

me: oh no, silkworms like it

otherwise their silk utters get all sore from a buildup of too much silk

Jessica: You are going to be such a good lawyer.

Random texts

From: Narges
Oh. Fuck that. Im buying safeway brand

Received:
Tue Apr 6, 4:25pm

...

From: Narges
Held a human brain

Received:
Tue Apr 6, 8:07pm

On Jesus and his focus on heaven

"He was kind of obsessed with a goal."
-Nick

Damn you Z

"Cognizant really has a 'z' in it? That kind of pisses me off."
-Macie

I'm used to it

Shaiya: I judge you

like stumbling on god having coffee with lucifer at the local starbucks

Andy: probably c) lose all sense of me and my pants

Best text series

From: Shaiya
Kell mares the she is lie sitss.

Received:
Sat Nov 28, 2:19am
...
From: Sachin
I think Shaiya might have had something to drink tonight...

Received:
Sat Nov 28, 2:23am

Overheard by Macie 3

Life according to Zac: "I don't want to see MY life on TV"