I hadn't heard this

"Women... really... like... round."
-My Boss

I know exactly what that is

Jon: haha apparently it was drunk-subtle

I couldn't wait to write this one down

me, to my drunk friend's drunk friend - "Hey, I'm Zac."
him - "A.J. Are you Hebrew?"
me - "No."
him - "Eh, that's OK anyway."

Ah, spring

New York is good... Spring is slowly stumbling in like a drunk Puerto Rican...
-Jed

Mmmmm... paste

Paste is good

Marin Bright
CEO / Bright Business Media

Nice checks

nekidd: they are so weird

i ordered them hungover 3 years ago

This was just funny

"We're here with Tracey Jordan, who is giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about buried treasure."
-Larry King on 30 Rock

Day after St Paddy's

"I'm just being a bitch it's awesome."
-Talia

Um... Cause... Check

"Shut up. Why don't you just go look at pictures of yourself and leave us out of this."
-Macie's retort

Re: Beets

ew i know that's sickening. but it's science.
-Kirstin, by email

From my GChat Archives: 3/30/07

Nick: oh

well dont kill him then

you might get fired

me: true

Nick: might

Kinda true

Lisa: you better grow that beard back

without it, you don't look laid back enough

This Simpsons episode was like 16 years ago

"but this weekend is reserved for watchmen. who watches the watchmen?

*stonecutters*: WE DO, WE DO"
-Andy