burn!

"You're just wrong. And you do sound black on the phone."

Doesn't seem that dangerous, actually

"If they throw some kind of death ray at you."

Ah the good old days

"When I was a kid we fell off trampolines and we LIKED it."

An Attempt?

"Send a letter to God. Mail it to him. 337 Heaven."

Exactly

"It's like rooting for the Decepticons."

Propositions for you

"So definitely 'no' on giving them more to do... and 'MAYBE' on letting them exist."
-Narges

Both are good with cheese

"It's like comparing 2 oclock on a Saturday to an apple"

4.5 years seems most dangerous

"It takes about 5 years to get to a point where you no longer feel like you're committing malpractice on a daily basis."

Drinking out of cups

"They're hanging out drunk, making contracts."

Subjective requirements

"Well, I guess when you're dealing with retards."

Sounds like something I would say

"I don't know for sure for sure, but YEAH."

Duties

"People are much more interested in short hairs than they are in pre-existing duties."

On Cows

"He wanted what everyone else wants, which is a cow that breeds"

"Nobody wants a barren cow"

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

"No banana. Banana only falls at 2:44."