I yelled out, "yes!"

"Apparently there's a Disco Stu contingent in the class"

Today, not so much?

"You contracted typhoid fever, which is a bummer in 1909."

True

"There's no harm in sleeping with a 35-year-old FBI agent"

In day to day conversation

"He shits on my knowledge of English."
-Connor

Legal advice

"It's better to kill someone than just injure them. Especially if they have no family."

RSC§71

"Hey, you got black-out drunk last night, had sex with me, and now you have a kid!"
-Connor

All opposed?

"Let's vote. Sex Act or Intercourse? I vote for Intercourse."

Low-brow compuers

"My computer doesn't know how to spell fellatio"

Is it?

"Corpse mishandling... is a FASCINATING area."

A definition

"That's basically what criminal law is. PassiveAggressiveNotes.com, with murder."

I could see that

"Clients get very angry when you ignore them... particularly, when they're in jail."

The stuff we talk about basically all the time

"It's not very foreseeable that a cardboard box would decapitate a small child"

Oh come on!

"That is correctly placed in the duty bucket."