Awk

"I'm pinching butts with it."
-Carli

Who does, really?

Narges: I dont want a murder suicide

Ginny didn't get my comment

Ginny- "It's long."
Me - "That's what Macie said. It's also what she said."
Ginny - "Yeah it's too long. No one likes to go down that much."

I laughed in his face

"Hey, both of those emails today went to my junk."
-Eric

Someday...

"Yeah, no law school. Go to... future school."
-Jessie

It was a photo

"Cool, that chick's boobs are falling out of her breasts."
-Nick

I got goose bumps

david: i wouldve gotten a boner

a boner for america

Sure

"Yeah, can you put it in my mouth for me?"
-Ann, in a cab