The RAGE

"I don't see any drawing, all I see is this cartoon shit"
-Eric

I laughed in his face

"Hey, both of those emails today went to my junk."
-Eric

Smoke detectors?

Eric: wow, I've got "WW2 in HD" on TV, workmen installing new smoke detectors, and a gchat conversation about burrito penises. This day rapidly got awesome

There's always that

Eric: unless the birth control fails