Just a Kibble

"Of course. It was me and my two brothers, there was a dog in the house, of course we're going to try the dog food."
-Macie

Salacious

"You want a date right now?"
-Ginny, on the phone with a "client"

Funny for so many reasons

"She's not ugly. She's a heavy-set black woman, but she's not ugly."
-Ben, on the phone with the boss

My response to this text was "HAHAHA"

From: Andy Wang
301 has tenants now, and they are bizoning

Received:
Thu Feb 11, 3:38pm
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To: Andy Wang
Bizoning?

Sent:
Thu Feb 11, 3:39pm
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From: Andy Wang
Boning. But with more bow chicka bow wow.

Received:
Thu Feb 11, 3:45pm