If someone asks, I'll probably tell

Kirstin: have you heard of cha cha cha in the haight?

supposed to be awesome as well

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Andy loves politics

andy: seriously

i am sooo into democrats, i don't even know how to express it.

me: ted stevens is convicted of violating the public trust a week before the election

and he still wants alaskans to vote for him

andy: haha

i love republicans

And I just found my costume

me - "How does this bald cap look on my head?
Mom - "It looks like a condom."

... Ladies

Ginny - "Did you gong me?"
Ben - "I didn't gong you yet."

Me too!

andy: hahah yeah

i want to jump into its gaping maw

Jed gets me

me: naan and curry is like a block away

Jed: fo shizzle

nice!

I'm jealous
me: don't be, it's tiny

Jed: that's what she said!

With postpartum

andy: flu shot hurts like a mother

4:29 PM a hurtful mother

Ew

Narges: i have a 10 year old in my office right now

its kinda awk

im supposed to be entertaining him

I could see that

Kate: i think i am also more inclined to enjoy something that features puppets

It was so hard for me to not laugh at this...

Macie - "Wow, how did you get all that in there? I can't believe it."
Melanie - "It's what I do."

This is just wrong

Jessica: like the snuggle bear commercials?

cause that bear is adorable

you just want to throw it down on the soft laundry and have your way with it
me: you want to bone Snuggles the bear?

that is so disturbing

Jessica: but his sheets are so soft

you know he's asking for it by encouraging you to hug him
pretty much anyone you can hug (non relative) would let you do them

A true salesman

"Well yeah, but when they do say 'yes' it's consensual. So, rape 'em till they like it."
-Nick

Fair enough

Sent at 2:30 PM on Monday
Kirstin: did she smell like a castle?

me: i didn't smell her

but probably

Kirstin: and jam

me: jam?

Kirstin: to spread on toast

me: yes i know what jam is for

my question was why would an old irish lady smell like jam?

Kirstin: she wakes up early and has some jam on toast followed by a walk down the hill to the windy bluff at the bottom of her castle

I could go for either

"But I don't want to get into porn or racist stuff."
-Carolyn (who is about 60)

Better view, I suppose

Andy: bridges are so much cooler than regular freeways

Lawyers on drugs would be awesome

Narges: i wish i was high

i could argue my point better

I have actually

"Have you ever smelled Tanqueray on a hot day?"
-Mike

I was online for 12 hours?

Sent at 9:06 AM on Monday
me: Jon, I'd like to propose something to you
pending your schedule of availability
Jon: ok
me: I'd like to get you drunk and tell you tales of karma
Jon: haha
sounds like a plan

Sent at 9:25 PM on Monday
Jon: dude

i have found the best beer

red horse

filipino

has gin in it

good stuff

that is all

I actually did NOT know that

"Did you know there's pornography on tv after 10 at night in mexico?"
-Dad

Brontosaur-zack

11:32 AM jaredzack: oh i am a dinosaur

Do most people?

me: i was never excited for it

i've always been dreading the awkwardness of it all

Andy: oh that's right

you don't like awkwardness

And after only one beer

"What can I say, you two make me go both ways. Wow. That sounded... awkward."
-Niki