Wednesday, December 16, 2009

On Seeing Mark Zuckerberg's girlfriend

"That's it? He can go to Thailand and get 20 of those!"
Michael, who's wife is also Asian

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

And now I'm cracking myself up

Andy: i would just add, a fancy lawyer in the back of a boob-laden water mattress truck

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

It was a good hat

Andy: oh thank god
gross, zac.
fuckin gross.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Awkward!

"Wow, yours is so much longer than mine!"
-Talia