She's at work too, not drunk

Niki: wow just noticed i was in this room

Zac is beige

david: backpacking through europe is about the whitest thing you can do

Jonathan Hua: yeah it is

Jonathan Hua: next to politicis

politics and backpacking through europe

two things that are very white

Shaiya: agreed

Two excellent questions

From: Mike
How the fuck did they get the money to make weekend at bernies 2? And, why the fuck, can't i stop watching it?

Received:
Tue Jan 12, 11:30 am

Want to play racquetball?

Andy: is that the one with the shuttlecock?

yeahhhh, shuttlecock

me: haha, no

that's badmitton

racquetball uses blue balls

racket games are dirty

Andy: haha

blue balls

On Seeing Mark Zuckerberg's girlfriend

"That's it? He can go to Thailand and get 20 of those!"
Michael, who's wife is also Asian

And now I'm cracking myself up

Andy: i would just add, a fancy lawyer in the back of a boob-laden water mattress truck

It was a good hat

Andy: oh thank god
gross, zac.
fuckin gross.