Wait... what?

"Take it or leave it.
Send it back if you want.
That's what Valentine's Day is for."
Jon Hua-ker

It's actually really true

"Infected asshole trumps all knowledge."
-Jared

The divided states of America in 2010?

Narges: i think his theory is a little off

me: well, yeah

it would be exciting though

Narges: only a true optimist will look at a theory of civil war and the fall of a country and say that

"Don't read into that. I was just curious."

"Do you think Rachel Ray gets a lot of threats on her life?"
-Nick

We are: King Kong Dong

"Hahaha ... Dorks."
-Narges

Nick, drunk

Nick: "Wh0, Mike or Zac?"
Me: "I'm Zac."
Nick: "Which one am I, then?"

Santa is very judgemental

Andy: i will dress up as santa one day

i feel it

A lot of it is shit

Nick: im impressed with the duties of your job

i typed duties

So I walked through the TL last night

Andy: i hope you saw the crack cluster

I heard that

"Female asses are mysterious creatures. They come and go as they please. And much of their behavior seems unfathomable to an outsider."
-Narrator of "Planet Earth"

It's the new hello

"You look like Sasquatch."
-Melanie

Ha, I did

"... and then yesterday... I didn't have bacon yesterday... Fuck!"
-Mike

I wouldn't know, but I've heard the opposite

Hawaii is disappointing!

Marin Bright
founder / publisher / editorial director

Never thought of it that way

me: why DO you hate chipotle?

Jon: its not mexican food

it fools people

and it takes jobs from hardworking migrants and gives them to overprivileged 20-somethings

me: you know who owns it?
McDonalds

Jon: hhahah even more ammo

I've heard this before and I know where it's going

Jon: so i'm a gentleman
...

Is it not anymore?

Andy: remember when it was so hot to wear straw cowboy hats? good times.

Sent at 12:10 PM on Wednesday

Mensa is kinda witty. Go figure.

If you found 10, you forgot about 70, 71, etc. If you got 11, you forgot about the 70 series, but remembered 77 had 2; if you got 19, you forgot about the extra 7 in 77; if you got 21 you created a 7 out of thin air.
-Answers to the Mensa Workout (question was "how many times does 7 appear between 1 and 100? I counted 19.)

Better than coal

"You got ants than a motherfucka. Man, I'm getting you Raid for Christmas."

-Mike

The best movie ever?

Nick - "You've never seen 'Sixteen Candles'? It's-"

Mike - "DON'T... say what you're about to say..."

Maybe you had to be there

Mike, reading a text on Nick's phone:

" 'I just wanted to say I love you and you're the best.' You'd be the best if you got off your ass and got us all waters."

Inspiring and frightening

Colin - "Zac, Macie's going to forward you an email from a guy named Thor Kennedy"
me - "Awesome name."
Colin - "It really is..."
....

From: Macie
Subject: Thor's contact info

I would have anyway

me - "Macie, did you know that today is the 75th anniversary of the repeal of prohibition?"
Macie - "I did not know that... maybe we should get drunk."

Never!

me: lisa, are you up for giving some advice?

Lisa: sure

yes, you have too many blogs

hahaah

me: wow, that is a cool job

but why LA?

why must she leave us so soon?

Kirstin: I know I need to actually talk to her she just typed it to me

I wasnt at the comp so I couldn't probe

Hehe probe

It's all so clear now

me: MOMA is playing Showgirls in a few weeks

Andy: as in.. the movie?

me: yeah

they've got a vegas exhibit going on

Andy: interesting

i didn't realize that movie was a work of modern art

although upon further introspection, i knew it all along.

I call thee lame

Kirstin: call me lame but as much as i enjoy the arts... it was an opera.

"But we'll go with victim"

"I got an error message that said, 'You may be a victim of software counterfeiting.' If you mean a perpetrator of software piracy... then yes."
-Andy

I knew it wouldn't last long

me: you're such an over actor

when the depression hits, and i become a grifter like in "the sting"

you are so NOT going to be my sidekick

Lisa: what!?!?

how dare you!?!?

and now i'm tired of exclamation points

at least for now