Zorro, huh?

"No, he was here literally 5 seconds ago. He disappeared like Zorro."
-Colin

What animal made THE funniest movie?

"No, it's just the funniest movie ever made... by people."
-Colin

And now...

"You know, I used to be a super guy, but then I stopped eating dairy."
-Colin, on why he's no longer a "super guy"

At the morning meeting

"Everybody tastes different. I've heard, actually, that women taste better."
-Colin

He is a busy guy

Ben: "Colin, Lynn's holding for you."
Colin: "Who's Lynn?"
Ben: "Lynn, your girlfriend."

Meta e-mail

RE: Piccadilly Inns new property profile form

Colin Murphy
To: 'Mylah Moua'
Cc: 'Zac Dillon'

Email is best

Inspiring and frightening

Colin - "Zac, Macie's going to forward you an email from a guy named Thor Kennedy"
me - "Awesome name."
Colin - "It really is..."
....

From: Macie
Subject: Thor's contact info

Yet

"I've never grabbed another Colin's burrito."
-Colin

Bad decisions/laziness

"How do you think someone ends up in Utah?"
-Colin, whose territory includes Utah

I would have

Ben - "Colin did you put those IOs in the file?"
Colin - "No, I through them on the ground and stomped on them."
me - "Then I burned them."
Colin - "Oh Zac, don't exaggerate."

If only

"We don't have the luxury of eating a whole deer and laying in the sun for a couple of days."
-Colin

Is it?

"Well, flattery is the highest form of compliment."
Colin, on the phone

Dilemma of two kinds of office coffee

"Why are you making that crap over there when you could be making this crap over here?"
-Colin

I'm sorry, what?

Colin - "Just three thousand dollars worth of what up-and-down feels like."
Michael - "It was actually just down."

That's the worst kind

"I don't know, it's an ambiguous puddle of water."
-Colin

Yeah money

(In conversation, as he hands me an Insertion Order)
Colin: Your money.
me: (looking at it) This is my money? Or I am money?
Colin: No, no. This is my money. And you are money.