Awk

"I'm pinching butts with it."
-Carli

Ginny didn't get my comment

Ginny- "It's long."
Me - "That's what Macie said. It's also what she said."
Ginny - "Yeah it's too long. No one likes to go down that much."

I laughed in his face

"Hey, both of those emails today went to my junk."
-Eric

Zorro, huh?

"No, he was here literally 5 seconds ago. He disappeared like Zorro."
-Colin

What animal made THE funniest movie?

"No, it's just the funniest movie ever made... by people."
-Colin

I was confused as to why she was looking down on this girl's life choice

Talia - "She dropped out of high school senior year to go work on Broadway."
Me - "Wait, Broadway in Oakland as a prostitute, or Broadway in New York as an actress?"
Talia - "Broadway in San Francisco as a stripper."

Overheard by Macie 4

"This is what we do on Thursdays. Have about 9 glasses of wine, puke at the Four Seasons and be at work by 8."

Dirty Wednesday

"Moist vagina. Hide that in your blog."
-Ben

Ohh... work

From: Brenda Elmore [mailto:belmore@smartmeetings.com]
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2010 9:16 AM
To: 'Zac Dillon'
Subject: RE: Leads from Site Solutions Group Eblast

I can’t open any of these…


From: Zac Dillon [mailto:zdillon@smartmeetings.com]
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2010 9:23 AM
To: 'belmore@smartmeetings.com'
Subject: RE: Leads from Site Solutions Group Eblast

Sure you can. I believe in you...
-Zac

Damn you Z

"Cognizant really has a 'z' in it? That kind of pisses me off."
-Macie

Overheard by Macie 3

Life according to Zac: "I don't want to see MY life on TV"

A quote from my magazine

"You have to swallow it because you really don't get the full flavor-spectrum unless you swallow."
-Smart Meetings

Cheese BALLS

"Oh no, I just put the whole thing in my mouth."

Overheard by Macie 2

"We just shove things in our mouths and move on."

A true Texas saying

"Sometimes the little dogs like to play with the big fish."
-Dana

Just a Kibble

"Of course. It was me and my two brothers, there was a dog in the house, of course we're going to try the dog food."
-Macie

Salacious

"You want a date right now?"
-Ginny, on the phone with a "client"

Funny for so many reasons

"She's not ugly. She's a heavy-set black woman, but she's not ugly."
-Ben, on the phone with the boss

On Seeing Mark Zuckerberg's girlfriend

"That's it? He can go to Thailand and get 20 of those!"
Michael, who's wife is also Asian

Awkward!

"Wow, yours is so much longer than mine!"
-Talia