Mmm, cookies

From Nick:

I just saw a homeless guy eat a cookie he found in a container next to the garbage can. I saw the cookie earlier. Even I would have a go at it. I haven't seen someone that happy in a long time. God smiles for us every day.

Received:
Fri Mar 19 2:42pm

Just the one time though

Andy: yesss

"omg once i ate a taco there and there was a homeless guy's dick inside"

mission: accomplished

Cheese BALLS

"Oh no, I just put the whole thing in my mouth."

Just a Kibble

"Of course. It was me and my two brothers, there was a dog in the house, of course we're going to try the dog food."
-Macie

Wow, I could see that

Bryan Solari to me
Not gonna be making it tonight. My friends thought endless shrimp was a good idea. It's not.

Sent from my iPhone

Do you know what crackerjack means?

Narges: nothing

i thought it was name of the snack

where popcorn, caramel and peanut come together

I don't like this game

Me - "That was really good pie. Thank you."
Andy - "Now we'll see if we get food poisoning."

I gave him kudos for being classy

Andy: i would like to raise the possibility of an artichoke cross-section as metaphor for lady parts.

Couscous with dates

Macie: I think I forget what dates are.
Luc: Those are those horrible things you go on all the time before you get married and start to really miss them.

Peppers

John - "They're small, aren't they?"
Me - "Yeah, they're poppers. They're for your mouth."
Macie and Talia - "They're for your mouth."

My Family

(there are leftover ribs)
Adam: "Yeah Celena, you want some bones?"
(mild laughter)
Jeff: "I don't get it."
Adam: "Funny, neither do I."

And it was GOOD

Narges: i cant stop thinking about the stupid microwave brownie

i keep thinking "im only a minute away from brownie"

I just have the one, really

mujihoshi: okay, see we have different cow priorities

And now...

"You know, I used to be a super guy, but then I stopped eating dairy."
-Colin, on why he's no longer a "super guy"

Re: Beets

ew i know that's sickening. but it's science.
-Kirstin, by email

Never thought of it that way

me: why DO you hate chipotle?

Jon: its not mexican food

it fools people

and it takes jobs from hardworking migrants and gives them to overprivileged 20-somethings

me: you know who owns it?
McDonalds

Jon: hhahah even more ammo

Neither is normal corn, really

"No, candy corn isn't a vegetable. Candy corn doesn't count."
-A mom in the gro sto to her son

Political solution

"I'm going to go live on an island and eat bananas. Live just with the animals. Feed them and they'd lick me. I am their master."
-Old man on the ferry this morning

Oompa Loompas have all the positions anyway

Kate: note to self, despite fun-sounding job description, do not get job at popcorn factory
it's all willy-wonka-esque fun and games till somebody gets cancer

Possibly where I get it from

From: Marci Dillon
Date: Thu, Aug 21, 2008 at 9:44 AM
subject: lunch

I forgot my delicious lunch on the kitchen counter. : (

THEN... when I went to my car, there were ants ALL OVER my car!

I had to take it to the car wash.

NOW... we have no server access. And my fonts won't load.


BUT... the coffee tastes great : ) ahhh...

Mom