Good one

Jessica: so I tried to watch C-SPAN today

me: it's not your fault

if you didn't last very long

Jessica: that's what she said

I just have the one, really

mujihoshi: okay, see we have different cow priorities

This is just wrong

Jessica: like the snuggle bear commercials?

cause that bear is adorable

you just want to throw it down on the soft laundry and have your way with it
me: you want to bone Snuggles the bear?

that is so disturbing

Jessica: but his sheets are so soft

you know he's asking for it by encouraging you to hug him
pretty much anyone you can hug (non relative) would let you do them

This is a crisis?

"Like, I always want to push people off subway platforms."
-Jessica

Strangely inspiring and reassuring

Jessica: remember- no matter how bad things get, there are WHALES out there in that ocean you are looking at

and that's just amazing

At least she wasn't on TV

Jessica: but it's a disability that leads to fun and games, so I'm all for it

much like down syndrome

wait. By which I meant people with down's syndrome often compete in the Special Olympics

not that it's going to automatically lead to fun and games if you have down's syndrome

I'm not all for down's syndrome

not that there's anything wrong with people who have it

well, besides the fact that they have it

God, I've just dug myself a politically incorrect chasm

In regards to Michael Phelps

Jessica: don't get me wrong, I fully appreciate his talent

but he looks a little short-bus to me

Yes, I reached for my calculator

Jessica: Bush has had 506 vacation days in the last year

me: no

try again

Jessica: according to the daily show

me: there are 141 things wrong with that statement

Jessica: last 8 years, sorry

Better safe than sorry

Jessica: now I read a bizarre article once

about a couple that was trapped on the bay bridge, right on the edge of the collapse

who then moved to new york and both worked in the world trade center and were there when it went down

after that, I think I'd be afraid to live anywhere

me: maybe he's part cat

Jessica: or part satanic evil

who is saying he isn't responsible for these things?

but they moved to a tiny town in canada

where I'm never going

Really?... Really?

Jessica: wow, I just found a mistake on the mensa practice test

For shame

Jessica: yeah, but I'll be stuck in LA

thanksgiving isn't until later that week

plus, I'm extremely old

my birthday's tend to go badly

there should have been no apostrophe there, and I am ashamed

It's not to get to the other side?

Jessica: I'm back now

why do cats climb trees?

me: i don't know
Jessica: me neither, but I have to find out

from my research, I can tell you- it's cause they're stupid

I could get to three for sure...

Jessica: I defy you to find more than three realistic uses for a pony.

Self-obsessed much? (self-reflexivie (post-modern) post)

11:55 AM me: http://overheardbyzac.blogspot.com

i'm so self-centered

11:59 AM Narges: that is true

Jessica, via email: I don't think writing the blog makes you an attention whore. I think sending out emails about it does.