Propositions for you

"So definitely 'no' on giving them more to do... and 'MAYBE' on letting them exist."
-Narges

On Gav's future

Narges: my mom said that the Lt gov wakes up every morning, checks to see if the gov is alive, and if so, goes back to bed

me: yeah, it's largely ceremonial

in california at least

Narges: but nice to have on his resume

AND jerry brown might not wake up every day for 4 years

It was a good hat

Andy: oh thank god
gross, zac.
fuckin gross.

Short chat with my unnamed lobbiest friend

(girl in sacramento): would it be wrong if I got involved with a client?

4:51 PM me: kind of
(girl in sacramento) is offline

Because no one's born like that

"What do you think Sarah Palin was doing when that goat kicked her in the side of her head?"
-Shaiya

Never thought of it that way

me: why DO you hate chipotle?

Jon: its not mexican food

it fools people

and it takes jobs from hardworking migrants and gives them to overprivileged 20-somethings

me: you know who owns it?
McDonalds

Jon: hhahah even more ammo

Do most people?

me: i was never excited for it

i've always been dreading the awkwardness of it all

Andy: oh that's right

you don't like awkwardness

Political solution

"I'm going to go live on an island and eat bananas. Live just with the animals. Feed them and they'd lick me. I am their master."
-Old man on the ferry this morning

Yes, I reached for my calculator

Jessica: Bush has had 506 vacation days in the last year

me: no

try again

Jessica: according to the daily show

me: there are 141 things wrong with that statement

Jessica: last 8 years, sorry