New band name

"Any Sapporo-driven escapades?"
-Girl on Valencia to her fella

I actually had

"Have you noticed how cool our kitchen looks with the lights off?"
-Andy

It is

me: yeah

it all feels like friday doesn't it?

5:34 PM andy: it does

maybe this is what living in an awesome apt is like

Such a classy girl

"Talk about boning!"
-Shaiya

This is after he screamed a little

"My first thought was, 'Oh my god a lion.' Then I thought, 'Wow, that's a small lion.' Then I thought, 'What's a lion doing in San Francisco?' Then I thought, 'Oh, it's a dog.'"
-Nick

Political solution

"I'm going to go live on an island and eat bananas. Live just with the animals. Feed them and they'd lick me. I am their master."
-Old man on the ferry this morning

I have no idea

"How'd it get so beautiful? It's kind of ridiculous."
-Sarah