I'm used to it

Shaiya: I judge you

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From: Shaiya
Kell mares the she is lie sitss.

Received:
Sat Nov 28, 2:19am
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From: Sachin
I think Shaiya might have had something to drink tonight...

Received:
Sat Nov 28, 2:23am

It kind of is

Shaiya: It took me a while to realize you were talking about the T-Rex

It's amazing that none of us are single

I want this to happen

Shaiya: I wish I could take all your gchats and make them into one long monologue

By giving things out like pez

Shaiya: That's how girlfriends get fat

"This guy has a total Hitler stache"

From: Shaiya
Excellent! The grace period has ended. Hitler staches for all!

Received:
Mon Oct 19, 7:16 pm

Post 300!

Shaiya: Fuck yeah

every girl wants a threesome for her birthday

Group chats are fun

Shaiya: no way

like sachin's tennis coach

Sachin Gandhi: you mean thor?

thor schreck?

Shaiya: i just got pregnant

Sachin Gandhi: that is not appropriate

So true

Shaiya: i was just going to say

it takes a lot of balls (literally and figuratively) to come (literally and figuratively) after Phelps

It's still not old to me

Shaiya: if you loved me you'd come

that's what she said!

Jared, you don't mean that

Jared Zack: no but i just want to have sex twice with jon

Shaiya: that's far more likely to happen, too

Hey, everyone's got a .5

Shaiya: fuck the point fives you racist douches

It would be

Shaiya: that would be the most awkward thing ever

a foursome where three people know each other really well and the fourth person is latina

It really is

me: but it makes me feel pervy

Shaiya: That's why we're friends Zac

Group Chat number 1

me: my car got broken into AGAIN

Shaiya: WHAT?!

me: yeah, it happens

Shaiya: again? what'd they take?

Kirstin: your dildos?

Shaiya: you're the worst sympathizer, kirst

Because no one's born like that

"What do you think Sarah Palin was doing when that goat kicked her in the side of her head?"
-Shaiya

Such a classy girl

"Talk about boning!"
-Shaiya