By giving things out like pez

Shaiya: That's how girlfriends get fat

Ah, me too

From: Jon Hua
More hot stewardesses on virgin. Wish you were flying with me

Received
Mon Jul 6, 3:45 pm

Jon's status was "hungover"

me: dude, me too!

hungover

jonhua: nice

iamno longer

sorry

i will update
jonhua's new status message - studying 10:04 AM

me: ah, cocktease

jonhua: ahahah

jonhua's new status message - cocktease 10:04 AM

There in spirit

From: Jon Hua
Lick a new hire.

Received:
Sat May 23, 1:53 pm

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From: Jared
Ro drunk

Received:
Sat May 23, 7:06 pm

....

From Jared
Sodrunk how is nfi

Received:
Sat May 23, 9:29 pm

So wrong

Jonathan Hua: oakland is like my balls

feels good but i need you to move higher

"persons of interest" has a new meaning

Jonathan Hua: NO

you are not whores

you are women of jon hua's interest

Wait... what?

"Take it or leave it.
Send it back if you want.
That's what Valentine's Day is for."
Jon Hua-ker