It kind of is

Shaiya: It took me a while to realize you were talking about the T-Rex

It's amazing that none of us are single

By giving things out like pez

Shaiya: That's how girlfriends get fat

There in spirit

From: Jon Hua
Lick a new hire.

Received:
Sat May 23, 1:53 pm

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From: Jared
Ro drunk

Received:
Sat May 23, 7:06 pm

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From Jared
Sodrunk how is nfi

Received:
Sat May 23, 9:29 pm

Jared, you don't mean that

Jared Zack: no but i just want to have sex twice with jon

Shaiya: that's far more likely to happen, too

Hey, everyone's got a .5

Shaiya: fuck the point fives you racist douches

There's always that

Eric: unless the birth control fails

It would be

Shaiya: that would be the most awkward thing ever

a foursome where three people know each other really well and the fourth person is latina

"persons of interest" has a new meaning

Jonathan Hua: NO

you are not whores

you are women of jon hua's interest

Tours group chat: day 2

Eric: play marry f kill right now

Jonathan Hua: ok

Eric: George Bush, George W Bush, Ronald Regan

Jonathan Hua: martha stewart, rosie o'donnell, or a red velvet cake
Eric: marry Martha, kill Rosie, do red velvet cake
me: Marry Regan, F GB, kill GWB

Jonathan Hua: agreed

me: Marry Martha, F red velvet cake, Kill rosie

Shaiya: marry cake, fuck martha, kill rosie

because then i'd have the cake forever and martha only once

Jonathan Hua: a book shelf, godzilla, oprah

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