Best text series

From: Shaiya
Kell mares the she is lie sitss.

Received:
Sat Nov 28, 2:19am
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From: Sachin
I think Shaiya might have had something to drink tonight...

Received:
Sat Nov 28, 2:23am

Group chats are fun

Shaiya: no way

like sachin's tennis coach

Sachin Gandhi: you mean thor?

thor schreck?

Shaiya: i just got pregnant

Sachin Gandhi: that is not appropriate

I didn't verify this

"Wow, there isn't any color at all in that pee."
-Sachin

Yes. Yes I would

Sachin, discussing Wall-E - "So EVE... would you hit that? I'd hit that."

I still want to go to the Kentucky Derby

"Careful though, cause down there, you'd be black."
-Sachin

Among other atrocities

"Man, Hitler absolutely ruined that facial-hair style forever."
-Sachin