Such is life

Andy: hahah

touché?

your new tv has sustained a lot of bodily liquids in its first day out of the box

This was just funny

"We're here with Tracey Jordan, who is giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about buried treasure."
-Larry King on 30 Rock

I heard that

"Female asses are mysterious creatures. They come and go as they please. And much of their behavior seems unfathomable to an outsider."
-Narrator of "Planet Earth"

Do most people?

me: i was never excited for it

i've always been dreading the awkwardness of it all

Andy: oh that's right

you don't like awkwardness

Now she's like the Cunningham's oldest son (I was right)

2:58 PM me: oh and I'm fairly certain that the pam to my jim is getting fired

Andy: wow

probably because you've distracted her too much

2:59 PM with your jimness