I actually think that would make me pink

Jon: you are like the white and red dude on my shoudlers all at once.
you are orange.

I know exactly what that is

Jon: haha apparently it was drunk-subtle

From the, "I have enough friends" file

and i still have not responded
she'll get the picture

-Jon

Never thought of it that way

me: why DO you hate chipotle?

Jon: its not mexican food

it fools people

and it takes jobs from hardworking migrants and gives them to overprivileged 20-somethings

me: you know who owns it?
McDonalds

Jon: hhahah even more ammo

I've heard this before and I know where it's going

Jon: so i'm a gentleman
...

I was online for 12 hours?

Sent at 9:06 AM on Monday
me: Jon, I'd like to propose something to you
pending your schedule of availability
Jon: ok
me: I'd like to get you drunk and tell you tales of karma
Jon: haha
sounds like a plan

Sent at 9:25 PM on Monday
Jon: dude

i have found the best beer

red horse

filipino

has gin in it

good stuff

that is all

He is... and I don't

Me - "You're such a girl."
Jon - "Shut up. I'm sorry, I care about people."

It's true

me - "You just got IM'd, dude."
Jon - "Zac, I get IM'd out the ass."

My lawyer, ladies and gentleman

Jon: im a much smarter law student now (where smart = knows hows to use the system)

so ill be studyinbg a bit less

Sent at 5:41 PM on Wednesday

Eh?

9:30 AM me: canada is a shockingly significant part of my day today

9:30 AM Jon: "oh canadaaaaa"