Couscous with dates

Macie: I think I forget what dates are.
Luc: Those are those horrible things you go on all the time before you get married and start to really miss them.

Haha... "junk"

"Is my e-mail going to your junk?"
-Ben, to the boss

But they attract dirt

"Next time I'm getting a pet rock."
-Luc, my boss, while cleaning up the pee of the office puppy, Scarlett