That's a great idea!

"Yeah cause we're drunk... right now."
-Mom

You keep using that word...

"You should get a Playboy."
-My mom, to me

Not the oddest advice from my mom ever

"Make sure you do fully nude."
-Mom

And I just found my costume

me - "How does this bald cap look on my head?
Mom - "It looks like a condom."

Wait... what?

from: Mom
to: me
date: Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 9:58 AM
subject: Re: Pants

Navy is the new black. Always has been.

Best question via email EVER

from: Mom
to: me
date: Tue, Sep 2, 2008 at 1:36 PM
subject: Re: Packaging fail!

I LOVE it !! : )

By the way... What was it that sent Beavis over the edge to Cornhulio? Candy?

Possibly where I get it from

From: Marci Dillon
Date: Thu, Aug 21, 2008 at 9:44 AM
subject: lunch

I forgot my delicious lunch on the kitchen counter. : (

THEN... when I went to my car, there were ants ALL OVER my car!

I had to take it to the car wash.

NOW... we have no server access. And my fonts won't load.


BUT... the coffee tastes great : ) ahhh...

Mom

But I know what I like

Mom - "Michael Rook was trying to tell me that Eddie Vedder isn't that great."
Me - "Why, cause he's a sellout?"
Mom - "Yeah, basically. But, what do I care? I put reproduction art on my wall."