A true Texas saying

"Sometimes the little dogs like to play with the big fish."
-Dana

Cause it's wet?

"From the back, you just look like a Mexican."
-Dana

I didn't mind though

Dana: "That could probably count as sexual harrassment."
me: "I think mine could too, actually."
Dana: "As long as we're both guilty."
me: "We should probably just turn around and forget about this." (blogger's note: FAIL)

She didn't

Me- "Do you remember Punky Brewster?"
Macie & Talia - "YES!"
Dana - "Did she die?!"

That's Mike for you

"I called you last week, and a HISPANIC answered."
-Dana

Not possible

"But it was better than Hooters food."
-Dana