Ha, I did

"... and then yesterday... I didn't have bacon yesterday... Fuck!"
-Mike

Note the "h." This is not me talking to myself

me, holding my hands in C shapes, finger tips and thumbs toward each other about half an inch apart - "Zach, what's about this size?"

Zach - "Uhhhmm..."

me - "I don't want to describe it as the size of a burger."

Zach - "I think you can say burger. A burger is pretty portable and definitely palm-sized."

me - "Well here's a picture of what I'm describing."

Zach - "That's really more like a BLT."