Kinda true

Lisa: you better grow that beard back

without it, you don't look laid back enough

Never!

me: lisa, are you up for giving some advice?

Lisa: sure

yes, you have too many blogs

I knew it wouldn't last long

me: you're such an over actor

when the depression hits, and i become a grifter like in "the sting"

you are so NOT going to be my sidekick

Lisa: what!?!?

how dare you!?!?

and now i'm tired of exclamation points

at least for now

I hope I play the John Cusack part

Lisa: i often imagine your life to be an 80s teen movie

They're almost words

Lisa: i had mmmbop in my head all sunday
i don't even know why
but not even any words, just the chorus of mmbop dop bop doo bop a doobiedopbop doo bop dop ba doo yea yea

At least there's no butter there

Lisa: exactly
and i am the most delicious lobster :(

We can neither confirm nor deny

Sent at 11:55 AM on Tuesday

Lisa: okay i'm back

building security is retarded

i was on the phone with my mom and the intercom kept saying 'we experienced a tremor and are investigating the situation' and my mom said 'tell them it was an earthquake'

:( indeed

Lisa: and then at midnight on sunday, there's the dirtiest sketch show in LA at UCB

on saturday i mean

but it's technically sunday

me: dirtiest?

Lisa: yea

all i know is that last time there was a real penis

but i missed it

:(

The pause made it funnier

me: i've never seen that movie either

Lisa: ding! another three hours of your weekend

haha

haha

i laugh at my laugh

Not as bad as I'd feel about dying

9:15 AMLisa: i'd really feel bad if my cat's hair suffocated you in the middle of the night