Want to play racquetball?

Andy: is that the one with the shuttlecock?

yeahhhh, shuttlecock

me: haha, no

that's badmitton

racquetball uses blue balls

racket games are dirty

Andy: haha

blue balls

Did I really just hear that?

"It's a great way to get out aggression. I want to get out there and stroke some balls."
-Michael

A lot of it is shit

Nick: im impressed with the duties of your job

i typed duties

hahaah

me: wow, that is a cool job

but why LA?

why must she leave us so soon?

Kirstin: I know I need to actually talk to her she just typed it to me

I wasnt at the comp so I couldn't probe

Hehe probe

This was apropos of NOTHING

Drew - "Lube."
me - "Did you just say lube?"
Drew, nodding - "Lube."

Ah, the Big Easy (I am 12)

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