Post 300!

Shaiya: Fuck yeah

every girl wants a threesome for her birthday

Self reflection

"Australians are racist against everyone. Which I guess doesn't make us racist... we're just bastards."
-Tim

many things have wings... dont mock the guess

Narges: just cause you didnt think to get me a flying present

She said it so quick...

Me: "Yeah, but I'm funny."
Macie: "Debatable!"

Far too often

"the world is an awk place"
-Narges, in conversation

I KNOW!

Narges: this is why i dont make friends with ppl

cause then they think they're my friend

It's one of those days

"I will, but first I need to see what my dad said about my status."
-Macie

This is an awesome girl, folks

me: so macie asks, "What sounds do ninjas make?"

and I say "Whhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Narges: they dont make sounds

i think thats why they're ninjas

Sent at 2:02 PM on Wednesday

me: you make a valuable point

Narges: and when they do, its probably japanese profanity

Sent at 2:04 PM on Wednesday

Narges: i just wikied ninja

this day is so gone

Ah, me too

From: Jon Hua
More hot stewardesses on virgin. Wish you were flying with me

Received
Mon Jul 6, 3:45 pm

Finding yourself, I suppose

From: Andy Wang
Can't believe I'm coming back. Where have I been?!?! I think I found myself. Be home around 11?

Received:
Sat Jul 25, 1:17 pm

I thought he said "Barone"

From David Garcia
When the mood is right. probably around 11

Received:
Fri Jul 31, 8:21 pm

...

From David Garcia
Going to barnone

Received: Sat Aug 1, 10:57 pm

Text conversation between me and Derek

me - Dude!
Derek - Haha. I KNOW.

Fri. Aug 14 7:37 pm

Just the tip

"GTP"
-Nick

Who, who?!

"What I'd like to do is throw them under the bus..."
-Ben, calmly on the phone

C.J. is awesome...

Jennifer: plus, Toby is a good person to sleep with, so I stand by my assertion.

"Man, she is dark"

Nick: give that bitch a hug

Give it time

"Oh, I'm definitely getting a hump. But it' s not sore yet."
-Macie

Such is life

Andy: hahah

touché?

your new tv has sustained a lot of bodily liquids in its first day out of the box