like stumbling on god having coffee with lucifer at the local starbucks

Andy: probably c) lose all sense of me and my pants

Far too often

"the world is an awk place"
-Narges, in conversation

My favorite new saying

"Today was a nap short of perfect."
-Narges

So, nothing new?

me: "So what's up with that crazy bitch, Mike?"

mike: "That bitch is crazy."