Text conversation between me and Derek

me - Dude!
Derek - Haha. I KNOW.

Fri. Aug 14 7:37 pm

I did

Derek: Whoa

Science is on the floor

me: science is on the floor?

Derek: Derived from "you just dropped some science"
I like to build off those sort of aphorisms

And it did

Derek: That can certainly salt your game

And affect your employment

It kind of does

Derek: I feel like Bakersfield just lends itself well to being on mugs

Easy to impress

Derek - "This has been a pretty good date."
me - "Yeah. Though we went to Jack in the Box for dinner."
Derek - "But you bought, so it works for me."