Self reflection

"Australians are racist against everyone. Which I guess doesn't make us racist... we're just bastards."
-Tim

It might be a soft J

"Jogging... it's weird. Just run somewhere."
-Tim

I did not

"I saw your vagina by the way."
-Tim

"The black side always gets cummed on"

"Oh, oh... which side got cummed on?"
andy

First, they were mulatto

"What's with the Obama cookies?"
-Tim

And I said 'yeah'

Commercial - "Have you always wanted to travel like James Bond?"
Tim - "No, he's always getting hurt. And his planes always blow up."

Aluminum foil = al foil

Tim - "You should really call it al foil."
Andy - "No. We're not going to do that."
Tim - "But Obama wants change!"