Burn!

Athena - "I hate coming home and having to listen to war video games. It's so loud."
Regina - "It's not my fault you date boys."

Yet

"I've never grabbed another Colin's burrito."
-Colin

Could be worse I suppose

"So now she has no boyfriend, no job, and no apartment. Isn't that so sad? I mean, I'm smiling cause I'm happy, but isn't that horrible?"
-Macie

Bad decisions/laziness

"How do you think someone ends up in Utah?"
-Colin, whose territory includes Utah

I would have

Ben - "Colin did you put those IOs in the file?"
Colin - "No, I through them on the ground and stomped on them."
me - "Then I burned them."
Colin - "Oh Zac, don't exaggerate."

"The black side always gets cummed on"

"Oh, oh... which side got cummed on?"
andy

First, they were mulatto

"What's with the Obama cookies?"
-Tim

She must have gotten it out of her system

"She's so responsible. I can't believe she went to Chico State."
-Marin, my CEO about a job applicant

"No, I met her before"

me - "Is she little? She looks little."
Ben - "She's got a big mouth."

Jed, what are you smelling right now?

me: i was asking what kenya smelled like

but don't worry about it

you don't have to reduce it to any one smell

8:48 AM Jed: haha

not oatmeal cookies

oh god no

I actually had

"Have you noticed how cool our kitchen looks with the lights off?"
-Andy

What is too much, really?

Kirstin: do you have any idea what kind of speech i'll give?

i just hope i dont say balls too much

It is

me: yeah

it all feels like friday doesn't it?

5:34 PM andy: it does

maybe this is what living in an awesome apt is like

Oliver Stone's "Obama"

"Yeah, someone in black face? I could go for that."
-Andy

And I said 'yeah'

Commercial - "Have you always wanted to travel like James Bond?"
Tim - "No, he's always getting hurt. And his planes always blow up."

Sounds delicious

"It was like some ridiculous six degrees of Kenya Bacon."
-Jed

I didn't verify this

"Wow, there isn't any color at all in that pee."
-Sachin

Such a classy girl

"Talk about boning!"
-Shaiya

Aluminum foil = al foil

Tim - "You should really call it al foil."
Andy - "No. We're not going to do that."
Tim - "But Obama wants change!"

So true

"Zac, we have a year to puke out the window, so..."
-Andy

This is after he screamed a little

"My first thought was, 'Oh my god a lion.' Then I thought, 'Wow, that's a small lion.' Then I thought, 'What's a lion doing in San Francisco?' Then I thought, 'Oh, it's a dog.'"
-Nick

True

"We're kind of like rednecks. But better."
-Narges