Cause it's wet?

"From the back, you just look like a Mexican."
-Dana

It's not an old wives tale

Andy: as is wont to happen when you articulate your action figure too much

It is pretty awesome

"No, that is so great, it got itself bought for you, THEN got you laid."
-Nick

"This guy has a total Hitler stache"

From: Shaiya
Excellent! The grace period has ended. Hitler staches for all!

Received:
Mon Oct 19, 7:16 pm

That's a great idea!

"Yeah cause we're drunk... right now."
-Mom

Short chat with my unnamed lobbiest friend

(girl in sacramento): would it be wrong if I got involved with a client?

4:51 PM me: kind of
(girl in sacramento) is offline

Wow, I could see that

Bryan Solari to me
Not gonna be making it tonight. My friends thought endless shrimp was a good idea. It's not.

Sent from my iPhone

Do you know what crackerjack means?

Narges: nothing

i thought it was name of the snack

where popcorn, caramel and peanut come together

I don't like this game

Me - "That was really good pie. Thank you."
Andy - "Now we'll see if we get food poisoning."

At least they tell you

"People always tell me that I look bitchy."
-Talia

I gave him kudos for being classy

Andy: i would like to raise the possibility of an artichoke cross-section as metaphor for lady parts.