I actually think that would make me pink

Jon: you are like the white and red dude on my shoudlers all at once.
you are orange.

Um?

"I'm a boy and a girl twin."
-Macie

It would be

Shaiya: that would be the most awkward thing ever

a foursome where three people know each other really well and the fourth person is latina

"persons of interest" has a new meaning

Jonathan Hua: NO

you are not whores

you are women of jon hua's interest

Tours group chat: day 2

Eric: play marry f kill right now

Jonathan Hua: ok

Eric: George Bush, George W Bush, Ronald Regan

Jonathan Hua: martha stewart, rosie o'donnell, or a red velvet cake
Eric: marry Martha, kill Rosie, do red velvet cake
me: Marry Regan, F GB, kill GWB

Jonathan Hua: agreed

me: Marry Martha, F red velvet cake, Kill rosie

Shaiya: marry cake, fuck martha, kill rosie

because then i'd have the cake forever and martha only once

Jonathan Hua: a book shelf, godzilla, oprah

...

Illiteracy is so sad

Icant read
What's the opens and clicks?
-Ginny, via email

We all do

Oh god I just busted out laughing. That is freaking GREAT.

Also cool, thanks for the hookup. P.S. I hate Fatty. I HATE HIM.

awesome...

"I'll scalp you, paleface."
-Michael

At the morning meeting

"Everybody tastes different. I've heard, actually, that women taste better."
-Colin