Make it to-go

"I'd like an extra large mocha latte and a blowjob."
-Ben, after I told him about this
Baristas charged with Prostitution

This has me excited for it too

"DFX!"
-Narges, referring Dillon Family Christmas

Couscous with dates

Macie: I think I forget what dates are.
Luc: Those are those horrible things you go on all the time before you get married and start to really miss them.

I wouldn't think so

Andy: no. his balls haven't dropped yet.

thank god.

right?

It's pretty true

macieschreibman: ahhh, vanity - you make zac's head so large

I didn't mind though

Dana: "That could probably count as sexual harrassment."
me: "I think mine could too, actually."
Dana: "As long as we're both guilty."
me: "We should probably just turn around and forget about this." (blogger's note: FAIL)

Birthday Research

Narges: after all my research on minerals, i realize i like minerals

and now i know way more about them

you should wiki it

pretty fascinating stuff

they all formed on their own and most are shiny

though some are smelly