What exactly?

"This is what gets us to the sixty nine."
-Marin

So wrong

Jonathan Hua: oakland is like my balls

feels good but i need you to move higher

It's still not old to me

Shaiya: if you loved me you'd come

that's what she said!

Hating life? Drink more

"Maybe I should start putting kalua in this."
-Macie, first thing in the morning

Jared, you don't mean that

Jared Zack: no but i just want to have sex twice with jon

Shaiya: that's far more likely to happen, too

Hey, everyone's got a .5

Shaiya: fuck the point fives you racist douches

She didn't

Me- "Do you remember Punky Brewster?"
Macie & Talia - "YES!"
Dana - "Did she die?!"

There's always that

Eric: unless the birth control fails