Did I really just hear that?

"It's a great way to get out aggression. I want to get out there and stroke some balls."
-Michael

So, nothing new?

me: "So what's up with that crazy bitch, Mike?"

mike: "That bitch is crazy."

It really is

me: but it makes me feel pervy

Shaiya: That's why we're friends Zac

The one in the Marina is best, I hear

Narges: So, i was at safeway last night and had to ask this woman where the dates are and she laughed at me cause i just walked up to her and said "im looking for dates"

Group Chat number 1

me: my car got broken into AGAIN

Shaiya: WHAT?!

me: yeah, it happens

Shaiya: again? what'd they take?

Kirstin: your dildos?

Shaiya: you're the worst sympathizer, kirst