Monday, March 29, 2010

Not even a New Yorker

"I'm out of charm, fuckhead."
-Adam

Monday, March 22, 2010

It kind of is

Shaiya: It took me a while to realize you were talking about the T-Rex
It's amazing that none of us are single

I've found this to be true

me: impress lady friend with geekery

Narges: hahahah
that one was funny
girls like funny

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

A quote from my magazine

"You have to swallow it because you really don't get the full flavor-spectrum unless you swallow."
-Smart Meetings

Cheese BALLS

"Oh no, I just put the whole thing in my mouth."

Overheard by Macie 2

"We just shove things in our mouths and move on."

Overheard by Macie

"My lips were like, oh my god I'm so moist."
-ZD