Salacious

"You want a date right now?"
-Ginny, on the phone with a "client"

Funny for so many reasons

"She's not ugly. She's a heavy-set black woman, but she's not ugly."
-Ben, on the phone with the boss

My response to this text was "HAHAHA"

From: Andy Wang
301 has tenants now, and they are bizoning

Received:
Thu Feb 11, 3:38pm
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To: Andy Wang
Bizoning?

Sent:
Thu Feb 11, 3:39pm
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From: Andy Wang
Boning. But with more bow chicka bow wow.

Received:
Thu Feb 11, 3:45pm

She's at work too, not drunk

Niki: wow just noticed i was in this room

Zac is beige

david: backpacking through europe is about the whitest thing you can do

Jonathan Hua: yeah it is

Jonathan Hua: next to politicis

politics and backpacking through europe

two things that are very white

Shaiya: agreed

Two excellent questions

From: Mike
How the fuck did they get the money to make weekend at bernies 2? And, why the fuck, can't i stop watching it?

Received:
Tue Jan 12, 11:30 am

Want to play racquetball?

Andy: is that the one with the shuttlecock?

yeahhhh, shuttlecock

me: haha, no

that's badmitton

racquetball uses blue balls

racket games are dirty

Andy: haha

blue balls