If only

"We don't have the luxury of eating a whole deer and laying in the sun for a couple of days."
-Colin

Wait... what?

from: Mom
to: me
date: Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 9:58 AM
subject: Re: Pants

Navy is the new black. Always has been.

Don't we all

Andy: peace i'm outtie.

ah, i wish they'd put clueless on tv tonight.

I did a little

Drunk guy - (to Nick) "You look like a guy I used to live next to." (turning toward me) "And you look like me."

It really does

"Uggh, armpit. That's not like ass dude, that smell cuts you."
-Jeff

Best question via email EVER

from: Mom
to: me
date: Tue, Sep 2, 2008 at 1:36 PM
subject: Re: Packaging fail!

I LOVE it !! : )

By the way... What was it that sent Beavis over the edge to Cornhulio? Candy?

Strangely inspiring and reassuring

Jessica: remember- no matter how bad things get, there are WHALES out there in that ocean you are looking at

and that's just amazing