What animal made THE funniest movie?

"No, it's just the funniest movie ever made... by people."
-Colin

Yeah

Narges: i guess canadians just look like americans

I was confused as to why she was looking down on this girl's life choice

Talia - "She dropped out of high school senior year to go work on Broadway."
Me - "Wait, Broadway in Oakland as a prostitute, or Broadway in New York as an actress?"
Talia - "Broadway in San Francisco as a stripper."

Not the royal "we"

Andy: we boned cavemen

That's the shocking part of the email

Ann: i just got this email: "North Bay Bondage And Fetish would like to be your friend on MySpace."
????

who uses myspace anymore?

Overheard by Macie 4

"This is what we do on Thursdays. Have about 9 glasses of wine, puke at the Four Seasons and be at work by 8."

It turns out that I do

"You know how to make rice like a chinaman?"
-Jim S.