On Seeing Mark Zuckerberg's girlfriend

"That's it? He can go to Thailand and get 20 of those!"
Michael, who's wife is also Asian

And now I'm cracking myself up

Andy: i would just add, a fancy lawyer in the back of a boob-laden water mattress truck

It was a good hat

Andy: oh thank god
gross, zac.
fuckin gross.

Awkward!

"Wow, yours is so much longer than mine!"
-Talia