Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Po Mo Knock Knock

"Not only not knowing. not even not he."

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Yeah we do

"In the course of everyday life, we consent to some touchings."

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Law school, in summary

"If you have a choice between killing someone and rendering them a quadriplegic, 100 times out of 100, you should kill them."

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

What are fake things that don't really matter?

"Asking a former DA about the model penal code is like asking a cashier at the grocery store about imaginary numbers."

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

a close facsimile

"Whatever, you made Nebraska. I'm adequately impressed"
-Narges

Friday, October 29, 2010

burn!

"You're just wrong. And you do sound black on the phone."

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Doesn't seem that dangerous, actually

"If they throw some kind of death ray at you."